If PETA is serious about securing a modest donation from me, as their literature incessantly suggests, the relocation program should also include re-education; something which any good liberal can get behind. I advocate relocating pigeons to Washington DC, and retraining them to kill rats. . . humanely of course.
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The behavior of politicians and the media are clear indicators we’ve descended even lower into the inferno of the absurd.
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Newton’s Third Law of Motion would conclude that there’s a correlation between the imposition of extreme and prolonged lockdown measures (i.e., action), and the violent riots currently taking place (i.e., equal and opposite reaction).
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